~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My name's Zelly, and one giant Megamind Olo to you =] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “She’s got you thinking this is how you’re supposed to be. It’s not. We’re young. We’re supposed to drink too much. We’re supposed to have bad attitudes and shag each other’s brains out. We were designed to party. We owe it to ourselves to party hard. We owe it to each other. This is it. This is our time. So a few of us will overdose, or go mental. Charles Darwin said you can’t make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. That’s what it’s about - breaking eggs - by eggs, I mean, getting twatted on a cocktail of class As. If you could see yourselves… We had it all. We have fucked up bigger and better than any generation that came before us. We were so beautiful… We’re screw-ups. I plan on staying a screw-up until my late twenties, or maybe even my early thirties. And I will shag my own mum before I let her…. or anyone else take that away from me!" — Nathan Young (Misfits) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Teletubbies unmasked
EVERYTHING I HAD EVER EXPECTED OR HOPED FOR
I TOTALLY DISREGARDED THE FACT THAT THERE WERE PEOPLE IN THOSE COSTUMES
im not even fucking kidding i just
there were PEOPLE in there
oh my god
my entire life has been a lie
^
dude look at how fucking sassy Tinky Winky’s actor is. he’s like “bitch i’m fabulous and i still love my purse”
Oh jeez I don’t even know anythinhg anymore
Why did I always had this strange gut feeling that Po was Asian? Why?
- Gale: Don't cha wish your boyfriend shot squirrels like me
- Katniss: Gale, stop-
- Gale: Don't cha wish your boy got all the girls like me
- Katniss: Just-
- Gale: DON'T CHA
- Katniss: Pleas-
- Gale: DON'T CHA
- Peeta: Don't cha wish your boyfriend was fun like me
- Katniss: Oh god not you too-
- Peeta: Don't cha wish your boyfriend baked buns like me
- Katniss: Peeta-
- Peeta: DON'T CHA
- Katniss: Make it stop-
- Peeta: DON'T CHA
Pharmacists And Doctors In Kansas Can Now Deny Women Access To Birth Control And Chemotherapy
Kansas Gov. Sam Brownback (R) signed a bill yesterday that will allow pharmacists in the state to refuse to fill a prescription they think could be used to induce abortion. But since the “conscience” measure says they cannot be required to provide a drug or devise that they think “may result in the termination of a pregnancy” — but does not define which drug in particular — the law’s opponents say it could allow a pharmacist to interfere with a woman’s health care by refusing to distribute birth control or emergency contraception.
Women who already have difficulty obtaining contraception may face additional hurdles, according to Julie Burkhart, founder of an abortion-rights group in Wichita, Kansas:
Burkhart said the law could create a hardship for women in small towns with a sole pharmacist who may refuse to fill certain prescriptions. In larger cities, women will have to make sure they go to a cooperative pharmacist, she added.
“Women should not have to go armed with a lot of research when looking for a physician or pharmacist in the community,” Burkhart said.
No pharmacist could be fired for refusing to fill such prescriptions, and doctors can refuse to refer patients to pharmacists who would fill a birth control prescription.
Additionally, the Associated Press had reported that the law could “allow a doctor to refuse to provide chemotherapy to a pregnant cancer patient because it might end her pregnancy.”
Brownback’s office justified his signing by saying the bill “gives more legal protection to Kansas health care providers who refuse to participate in abortions” based on their conscience. Kansas already had a law that allowed medical professionals to refuse to assist in abortion procedures.
While Kansas lawmakers failed to pass a sweeping anti-abortion bill that would have required doctors to give false information to their patients, the expanded “conscience” law is just one of several laws recently approved in the state that undermine women’s health and well being.
So thankful I decided not to move to Kansas for college. Fuck everything.
You know society’s really fucked up when it prefers to save the life of an unborn child rather than the life of the mother that’s carrying it
fuck
every
fucking
thing
what the fucking fuck is this piece of fuck?
Pizza Rolls on Pizza Bagel bites On Personal Pizzas on a Pizza.
America.
what a nice salad
what a nice salad
what a nice salad
WHAT A NICE SALAD….
what a nice salad
what a nice salad
Eating healthy isn’t so hard when in America!
‘MERICUH!
the matthew lewis school of successfully navigating puberty
School President:
Honor Students:
HOLY SHIT COOKIE IS HOT.
COOKIE AND JOSH ARE POSITIVELY JAW-DROPPING. there is so much attractive here.
(Source: thiscakeisnotalie)
